Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Randomize
