when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
we're making bets on your personal life
you will always have a special place in my vag
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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