It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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