With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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