Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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