so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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