Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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