p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
We're not piercing ourselves today.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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