Fuck appropriateness.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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