i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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