I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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