i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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