Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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