remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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