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(303): View more from Colorado

Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!

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(281): View more from Texas

Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him

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college has opened so many doors for you

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night

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(518): View more from New York

Andddddd I'm drunk

(240): View more from Maryland

Andddddd it's Tuesday

(518): View more from New York

That's your opinion.

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