I've blown a few things in my day
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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