just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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