you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Hippo gnu deer
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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