My room smells like vodka and shame
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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