It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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