it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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