so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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