Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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