Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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