'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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