i just had sex bonerless
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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