Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just pee around me
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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