so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Randomize
