Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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