Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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