Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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