Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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