She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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