I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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