Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I look better un-naked...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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