That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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