I feel great
I just peed on a car
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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