it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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