He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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