we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Found the puke drawer
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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