Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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