That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
