i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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