Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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