Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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