Are we in a gay sports bar?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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