Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
