she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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