you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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