my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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