chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize
