your parents love me but you hate me
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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