Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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