i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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