the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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