i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
