i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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