Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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